OH WOE IS US------- FINESLIME SAYS THAT TUBS IS REALLY ON THE HOT SEAT BECAUSE SABEAR IS SUCH A HOT SHOT COACH AND WE ARE LOOSING THE RECRUITING WAR. SCUMBINNSKY AGREES TOTALLY WITH HIM AND MELICK SAYS OUR PROGRAM IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. I GUESS WE OUGHT TO JUST PACK IT IN EVEN THOUGH THE TIGERS ARE IN THE BEST SHAPE THEY HAVE EVER BEEN IN. THE MOST HILARIOUS THING ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION IS THAT THESE THREE ARDENT ADMIRERS OF A OF A FAIRLY DECENT COACH (WHO THEY HAVE TURNED INTO A RE-INCARNATION OF THAT SAINTED OLD DRUNK) WILL BE THE FIRST TO TURN ON HIM WHEN THINGS GO AS ANY REASONABLE PERSON WOULD EXPECT. IT IS PATENTLY OBVIOUS THAT THE BEST RECORD THAT CAN BE EXPECTED OF THE TAHD IS 7-5 ----WITH 6-6 BEING MORE REALISTIC. AND THEN WHEN TUBS CLEANS THE BAMMERS PLOW FOR THREE MORE GAMES, HIS ARDENT ADMIRERS IN THE MEDIA WILL HAVE TURNED ON HIM (AS WILL HAVE MOST OF THOSE FOOLS WHO LINED UP FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH) AND HE WILL BE LONG GONE---AS HAS EVERY BAMMER COACH SINCE 1982.
HERE'S A GOOD TIP ON THE STOCK MARKET----BUY STOCKS IN ANY COMPANY WHICH SELLS PLANTERS HATS-----BUT UNLOAD IT BY THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER.

LETS REALLY CHECK OUT SABEARS RECORD------THE ONE THAT SHOULD REALLY BE LOOKED AT. ANYONE WITH WALKING AROUND SENSE KNOWS THAT THE SEC IS A MUCH TOUGHER CONFERENCE THAN THE BIG TEN.
SO WHAT IS SABEARS RECORD AGAINST BIG TEN TEAMS WHILE COACHING IN THE THE BIG TEN ?
WON 23 LOST 16 TIED 1 -----THAT'S WHAT IT IS. (WHICH TRANSLATES INTO A WINNING PERCENTAGE OF 0.5875.)
SO WHAT DOES THAT TRANSLATE INTO IN THE S.E.C.? A
WINNING RECORD OF 4.7 GAMES PER YEAR (FOR THE SAKE OF CHARITY
WE'LL CONCEDE 5.0 GAMES A YEAR.) THAT'LL GIVE HIM A RECORD OF
5WINS AND 3 LOSSES----WHICH WILL CERTAINLY GIVE THEM A BETTER RECORD THAN THE 2 MISSISSIPPI TEAMS . IT APPEARS TO ME THAT 4
GAZILLON CLAMS SHOULD TRANSLATE INTO BETTER THAN 4TH PLACE.
BUT THEN AGAIN, I AIN'T A BAMMER----PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

ONCE AGAIN PAUL FINESLIME IS TOTALLY WRONG AND SHOWS HIS DISDAIN FOR THE TIGERS.
HE RATES COACH SUPERIOR AS THE BEST COACH IN THE S.E.C. WITH COACH URBAN AND $AINT NICK RIGHT BEHIND WITH WINGNUT AS 4th BEST.
OF COURSE HE TOTALLY IGNORES THE FACT THAT TUBS IS 3-3 WITH COACH SUPERIOR; 3-2 WITH $AINT NICK; AND 1-0 WITH COACH URBAN.
TYPICAL FINESLIME BOVINE SCATOLOGY.
HE WILL NEVER ADMIT THAT ANYTHING ABOUT THE TIGERS IS FIRST CLASS.
I REALLY BELIEVE I DESPISE THAT ILLEGITIMATE JACKASS EVEN MORE THAN I DESPISE THE TRADISHUNFILLED TAHDERS.

I WILL CONCEDE THAT COACH SUPERIOR AND WINGNUT ARE RELATIVELY EQUAL. TUBS IS ALSO 3-3 AGAINST RICHT AND 3-1 AGAINST FHAT PHIL (THE OTHER COACHES CONSIDERED TO BE TOP TIER S.E.C. COACHES).

WHAT ABOUT THE GATORS ??????
Unlike many, many AU Fans, I have always been a big S.O.S. fan. He just happens to be a Gator-----Just like I'm a Barner-Thru and Thru.
I was really disappointed when we had to stop playing the Gators every year---the same goes with the Viles. Of course it always seemed to me that it was easier to whip up on those lizards (until Coach Superior arrived on the scene) than it was to kick the Hillbilly's fannies every year. There was a period when you could tell whether the Barn would have a good season by seeing the outcome of the game played on the last Saturday in September. Whereas we normally (I'm talking about going way back) owned the Gators, there wasn't much suspense involved with the game in the middle of October.
When Coach Superior arrived on the scene, however----it became quite a challenge. But it's always more fun to play someone who CAN beat you---and more enjoyable to beat them. THATS NOT TRUE ALL THE TIME---THE MORE WE BEAT THE BAMMERS, THE MORE FUN I HAVE.
When that Idiot of an A.D. at Florida didn't support S.O.S. in his rants on the Criminoles and Coach Superior left , it wasn't nearly as much fun with Zook at the helm. And I guess I am thankful that the U.F. President didn't have enough sense to look in the Trophy Case before he hired Urban. I truly believe we will usually beat Urban----But it would be more fun to beat Coach Superior. And for those who would say we couldn't----I would point out that Tub and Spurrior are 3 and 3.

SO OHIO STATE IS THE NO. 2 IN THE COUNTRY----AND I'M AN ECUADOREAN AVIATOR. AFTER WATCHING THE DEBACLE MONDAY NIGHT OF A S. E. C. TEAM THRASHING THE BEST IN THE BIG TEN (WHOSE TEAMS ARE ACTUALLY AS BAD AS THEIR OFFICIALS-----SEE AU vs NEBRASKA) WHICH FOLLOWED THE "LAUGHER" OF NOTRE DAME BEING DECIMATED BY L.S.WHO, THERE IS NO QUESTION REGARDING WHICH CONFERENCE IS THE CREME-DE-LA-CREME IN THE COUNTRY. AND WHATAYAKNOW --------LOOK WHO BEAT BOTH FLORIDA AND L.S.WHO. THE TEAM WITH ALL THE WARTS WHICH HAS BEEN WINNING (ALBEIT IN THE UGLIEST WAY).
THE FANTASTIC NOTRE DAME DEFENSE ALLOWED 41 POINTS AGAINST A TEAM WHICH MY BELOVED AUBURN ACTUALLY ALLOWED NOT A SINGLE TOUCHDOWN------EVEN THOUGH SUPERMAN WAS PLAYING Q.B.
AND THAT POWERFUL O.S.U. DEFENSE ALLOWED SUPERMAN II (A.K.A. TEBOW) TO GO THROUGH THEM LIKE A DOSE OF SALTS ----WHEREAS HE MADE ONE SIGNIFICANT GAIN AGAINST THE TIGERS.
AND YOU ARE RIGHT------I AM ACTUALLY GLOATING THIS MORNING AND AWAITING THE RETURN OF THE PUNY PACHYDERMS TO JORDAN-HARE WHERE SAINT NICK WILL CONTINUE HIS WINLESS WAYS AGAINST THE REAL TIGERS OF THE S.E.C.

So the BAMMERS have gotten Saban as their coach. BIG DEAL. Tubs is 3-2 against him. In all but 2 seasons of his 9 seasons as a head coach he has lost at least 3 games a season. He'll probably last at the most 3 seasons before the Bammers run him off. The only way they will be satisfied is when they dig up that old DRUNK, CP(BEAR)B.