OH WOE IS US------- FINESLIME SAYS THAT TUBS IS REALLY ON THE HOT SEAT BECAUSE SABEAR IS SUCH A HOT SHOT COACH AND WE ARE LOOSING THE RECRUITING WAR. SCUMBINNSKY AGREES TOTALLY WITH HIM AND MELICK SAYS OUR PROGRAM IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. I GUESS WE OUGHT TO JUST PACK IT IN EVEN THOUGH THE TIGERS ARE IN THE BEST SHAPE THEY HAVE EVER BEEN IN. THE MOST HILARIOUS THING ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION IS THAT THESE THREE ARDENT ADMIRERS OF A OF A FAIRLY DECENT COACH (WHO THEY HAVE TURNED INTO A RE-INCARNATION OF THAT SAINTED OLD DRUNK) WILL BE THE FIRST TO TURN ON HIM WHEN THINGS GO AS ANY REASONABLE PERSON WOULD EXPECT. IT IS PATENTLY OBVIOUS THAT THE BEST RECORD THAT CAN BE EXPECTED OF THE TAHD IS 7-5 ----WITH 6-6 BEING MORE REALISTIC. AND THEN WHEN TUBS CLEANS THE BAMMERS PLOW FOR THREE MORE GAMES, HIS ARDENT ADMIRERS IN THE MEDIA WILL HAVE TURNED ON HIM (AS WILL HAVE MOST OF THOSE FOOLS WHO LINED UP FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH) AND HE WILL BE LONG GONE---AS HAS EVERY BAMMER COACH SINCE 1982.
HERE'S A GOOD TIP ON THE STOCK MARKET----BUY STOCKS IN ANY COMPANY WHICH SELLS PLANTERS HATS-----BUT UNLOAD IT BY THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER.